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World's oldest examples of ordinary things - Imgur

http://consumerist.com/2014/07/28/calling-9-1-1-to-report-a-fake-murder-wont-get-you-out-of-a-speeding-ticket

Calling 9-1-1 To Report A Fake Murder Won’t Get You Out Of A Speeding Ticket

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hearagonaface:

The Ronettes on “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
Aired: 1-25-1964

hearagonaface:

The Ronettes on “Thank Your Lucky Stars”

Aired: 1-25-1964

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Python by mmgri

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I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

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